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alltimewentz:

Snapchatting your friends

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Snapchatting the bae

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kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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ughcanyoupleasenot:

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

Truth

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leninmeringuepie:

themerrymaidenofasgard:

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soloontherocks:

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8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

Well wouldn’t it still be forced cannibalism then?

I feel like I’ve made this case before, but like the fruit itself isn’t the “egg”- that would be the seeds inside the apple, and apple juice isn’t made from the seeds, so it’s really not akin to a fetus.
The flesh of the fruit is formed from the ovary around said seeds so you’re eating apple reproductive tract? YUP